Monday, February 05, 2007

When anks changed professions- yeah, again!

The old visitors of my blog know how i went from being an engineer to a marketeer... Well a lot of others know it too... The self obsessed person that I am, I keep talking about it. And an interesting tale it makes too, so keeps the conversation flowing. But this post is not about that.
This is about the time changed professions again- albeit for a day!

Was in Ahmedabad was the last three days. Actually I am still there. This post is being typed on my cell phone as I wait for check out. Thank God for T9! Was in the city for an event apparently there was a lack of local man power (read grey matter) and so two of us from Bombay were to come down and help them. You wouldn't believe the frustration levels we went through in the two days that were meant for all the preparations. Oh God, I’m turning this into a crib session, and that wasn't on the agenda at all. So let’s cut to the evening of the event.

It was a campus rock idol zonal finals and we had a cool stall with a swanky touch screen kiosk and loads of colour handsets to give away. All we needed was a couple of good looking chicks to pull the crowd to the stall and direct them and direct them to the kiosk. Now how tough could that be? Apparently- very..! The girls we got weren’t exactly Miss India material, but they were ok. So we chose them. Prob began when they reached the event. Those girls didn't speak at all. They just didn't speak. The entire crowd seemed to be passing us by and one of our two ladies just stood like they were out on a picnic. The other one tried, but she wasn't getting the people enthused. The other one said ma’m an anchor can do this. We are promoters. Yeah right! Why the hell didn't you say any of this when I'd briefed you before the event? After about ten thousand briefings to them, I decided to take matters- read mic into my own hands. And that’s when I told the one who was trying lady, you get the crowd here, I'll manage it. For the next two hours, I got college kids to scream, sing, do sit ups, shout their fav band's name, their girlfriend's name, say tongue twisters, play antakshri and do God knows What...! I would tell them to do the first thing that came to my mind.... And shouted myself hoarse by the end of the event. There was no competing with the professional mc's who were at the nearby stalls, but I think I managed all right, especially with the support I had... God, I can't stand inactivity... And coming from a lazy person like me, that's quite a contradiction.

But if you ask me why I did it. The answer is simple. I was enjoying it. Really... And without being modest, I know I did a decent job... So there, I tried another profession... Now I think its time to try being a radio jockey... What do you say, huh?